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How To Snitch On Someone (Or Boot A Number) On WhatsApp
Reporting Someone For Nasty Stuff
Alright, first things first: whip out your email app.
Hit “Compose,” and fire off an email to [email protected]. Don’t get fancy; just call the subject “Ban Request.” They know what’s up.
You’ll want to use a fake name—unless you like random weirdos bugging you.
Paste this template in, swap (number) with the actual suspect’s digits, and then let it rip.
Here’s the juicy part—you basically tell them why this person sucks, check it:
Hey WhatsApp Squad,
I gotta report the user with this phone number: +(number). Here’s why they should get the boot:
- Trashing Devices (§ 303 StGB): This fool’s spamming the group chats with bugs or dodgy messages that crash my phone and others’. Not cool.
- Hate Speech (§ 130 StGB): They’re out here insulting people and stirring up hate over religion and stuff. Gross.
- Nasty Content (§ 184 StGB): They’re sharing… let’s just say “illegal” porn in the groups. Seriously, ban them asap.
- Extremist Propaganda (§ 86 StGB): Slapping Nazi stickers everywhere. Come on.
- Violence Porn (§ 131 StGB): Posting videos of murder or crazy violence. Nobody signed up for that.
Get this menace off WhatsApp, please. Their number: +(number).
Later,
[Your Alias]
Once you’ve sent it, usually WhatsApp gets back to you anywhere from “so fast it’s creepy” to “wait, did they delete my request?” Give it a few hours. If they don’t do anything, just copy-paste that email again and let ‘em know you’re not messing around.
How To Boot Your Number Out (Logout Request)
Alright, if you lost your phone (or the company one got, uh, ‘liberated’), you wanna lock that stuff down fast.
Same deal—open your email app, write to [email protected], but the subject this time? “Logout Request.”
Here’s what you tell them:
Hey WhatsApp Team,
So, I recently bought this number +(number) for company stuff, right? While I was out on vacay, someone snatched my phone—pretty epic fail. I tried to reach the guy I bought it from, but he’s totally ghosting me.
I’m freaking out about my private data, so can you log out the number +(number) from WhatsApp before some rando starts reading my chats?
Appreciate the help!
Thanks,
[Your Alias]
Now you just kick back, hope the WhatsApp elves are awake, and wait for the confirmation email. Sometimes it comes fast, sometimes it drags. Either way, fingers crossed they sort it out before the thief starts sending embarrassing memes from your company account.
Reporting Someone For Nasty Stuff
Alright, first things first: whip out your email app.
Hit “Compose,” and fire off an email to [email protected]. Don’t get fancy; just call the subject “Ban Request.” They know what’s up.
You’ll want to use a fake name—unless you like random weirdos bugging you.
Paste this template in, swap (number) with the actual suspect’s digits, and then let it rip.
Here’s the juicy part—you basically tell them why this person sucks, check it:
Hey WhatsApp Squad,
I gotta report the user with this phone number: +(number). Here’s why they should get the boot:
- Trashing Devices (§ 303 StGB): This fool’s spamming the group chats with bugs or dodgy messages that crash my phone and others’. Not cool.
- Hate Speech (§ 130 StGB): They’re out here insulting people and stirring up hate over religion and stuff. Gross.
- Nasty Content (§ 184 StGB): They’re sharing… let’s just say “illegal” porn in the groups. Seriously, ban them asap.
- Extremist Propaganda (§ 86 StGB): Slapping Nazi stickers everywhere. Come on.
- Violence Porn (§ 131 StGB): Posting videos of murder or crazy violence. Nobody signed up for that.
Get this menace off WhatsApp, please. Their number: +(number).
Later,
[Your Alias]
Once you’ve sent it, usually WhatsApp gets back to you anywhere from “so fast it’s creepy” to “wait, did they delete my request?” Give it a few hours. If they don’t do anything, just copy-paste that email again and let ‘em know you’re not messing around.
How To Boot Your Number Out (Logout Request)
Alright, if you lost your phone (or the company one got, uh, ‘liberated’), you wanna lock that stuff down fast.
Same deal—open your email app, write to [email protected], but the subject this time? “Logout Request.”
Here’s what you tell them:
Hey WhatsApp Team,
So, I recently bought this number +(number) for company stuff, right? While I was out on vacay, someone snatched my phone—pretty epic fail. I tried to reach the guy I bought it from, but he’s totally ghosting me.
I’m freaking out about my private data, so can you log out the number +(number) from WhatsApp before some rando starts reading my chats?
Appreciate the help!
Thanks,
[Your Alias]
Now you just kick back, hope the WhatsApp elves are awake, and wait for the confirmation email. Sometimes it comes fast, sometimes it drags. Either way, fingers crossed they sort it out before the thief starts sending embarrassing memes from your company account.
