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How to Turn Cards Into Cash (The Not-Boring Way)
Alright, wanna get your hands on that card cash? Here’s the lowdown, quick and dirty:
First, you’ll need one of those little card readers. Something like a SumUp or Handepay will do—nothing fancy, just the usual pocket-sized swiper.
Set the thing up. Do it fast, dump the details into a burner eWallet or a throwaway business account. Trust me, you don’t want this hooked to your regular bank unless you love paperwork.
Grab your cards, fire up the reader, and check the battery so it doesn’t bail halfway through. Annoying, but happens.
For small stuff (think under a hundred quid), just tap with contactless. Anything more than that? Punch in the PIN and hope your fingers remember it.
Money should shoot over to your eWallet or whatever shady business account you linked (no judgment here).
Once it lands—don’t let it sit around, move it somewhere else fast. Especially if you used a temp account or eWallet; nuke it after. Just cleaner that way.
Last bit: Want even more privacy? Flip the cash to crypto like Monero, or just send it to your main bank account and withdraw it old-school. Your move.
And that’s it. Whole thing is pretty much, tap > ping > move > done.
Alright, wanna get your hands on that card cash? Here’s the lowdown, quick and dirty:
First, you’ll need one of those little card readers. Something like a SumUp or Handepay will do—nothing fancy, just the usual pocket-sized swiper.
Set the thing up. Do it fast, dump the details into a burner eWallet or a throwaway business account. Trust me, you don’t want this hooked to your regular bank unless you love paperwork.
Grab your cards, fire up the reader, and check the battery so it doesn’t bail halfway through. Annoying, but happens.
For small stuff (think under a hundred quid), just tap with contactless. Anything more than that? Punch in the PIN and hope your fingers remember it.
Money should shoot over to your eWallet or whatever shady business account you linked (no judgment here).
Once it lands—don’t let it sit around, move it somewhere else fast. Especially if you used a temp account or eWallet; nuke it after. Just cleaner that way.
Last bit: Want even more privacy? Flip the cash to crypto like Monero, or just send it to your main bank account and withdraw it old-school. Your move.
And that’s it. Whole thing is pretty much, tap > ping > move > done.
